"If you don't have something nice to say, it'd better be funny."- Ad for Barbershop 2
"When you're a kid a lot of people say, 'Hey enjoy it, these are the best years of your life!' Well I don't know what the fuck they're talking about. I didn't have a good year until I was 22-years-old."
- Jack Black, Q, March 2004
"My feet they're not big, but they're strong. It's cause of gymnastics I've got duck feet. Webbed? No (laughs) Not webbed! Fuck! I've got Barney Rubbles. I could push a car with my feet." - Pink, Q, March 2004
"A funny guy will win over an interesting guy, provided the funny guy is not a clown. However, in time, the funny guy will become irritating and the interesting guy will become more attractive. Play it safe: be a little of both." - Carmen Electra, Esquire, February 2004
"Why did Michael Jackson rush to the K-Mart? He heard boys pants were half off."
"When is it bedtime in Michael Jackson's house? When the big hand is on the little hand."
"How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? From a catalog.
"People don't understand, this is a dream come true. When you see me on the award shows, I'm the happiest person at the award show...Now I am living my dream, and I'm gon' keep rocking. I'm the hip-hop Fred Astaire. Period. I'm claiming that." - Derek Watkins a.k.a. Farnsworth Bentley, XXL, March 2004 (shaken in by D Smoke)
"The beauty of a woman must be seen in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart - the place where love resides." - Unknown (shaken in by Rach)
"Only puny secrets need protection. Big secrets are protected by public incredulity. You can actually dissipate a situation by giving it coverage, As to alarming people, that's done by rumors, not by coverage."
- Marshall Mcluhan, Take Today, 1972
"Everywhere I go everybody knows my name. They treat me like I am Beyonce or Ashanti, like I'm a superstar." - Sara Stokes (Da Band), Upscale, March 2004
"Chingy means wealth or money. If someone has money, we say they are "chingy." It sounded catchy to me so I decided since I love money, why not call myself Chingy." - Chingy, Black Men, Feb-March 2004
"Size does matter especially when we're tired and can't move a muscle. So if you ain't got it, you might want to figure out how to get it." - Pam Grier, Esquire, March 2004
"The pressing realization in this age of dumbing down is that the questions have moved from 'Was Nietzche right about God?' to 'How big was his dick."- David Bowie, Esquire, March 2004
"I don't know what's wrong with me. I looked at that picture and said, 'That's really dumb.' I do it every year. That's my jump. It's a ritual. That's my 'Let go, start over, this is a vacation and I'm gonna be free.' I have to jump.. it's like being baptized."- Beyonce speaking on this, Rolling Stone, March 2004
"It's not gangsta to get shot. It's gangsta to bounce the fuck back, and get on your feet." - (shaken in by bigd6t)
"Why am I dying to live, if I'm just living to die?" - (shaken in by invalid_address@syntax-error)
"Blaming other people for your problems is self-defeating - even if you're right." - Bill Clinton speaking at the 50th anniversary of Brown vs. Board of Education (shaken in by Godzchyle04)
