"We talked earlier about men keeping their word. I kept mine when I could have died, I kept my word. There aren't too many bastards who can say that about themselves. My word was my bond. I don't care about anything else." - Evil Knievel, Tokion, March-April 2004
"The thing with music is, personally, (I think) it's the most fun you can have with your clothes on.. When I decide to do a record, I don't have to go and shine shoes to sell my idea. I just drop the idea, and if it fails, it fails. Failure doesn't really exist, to be frank, because it doesn't cost a lot of money, and at the end it balances out." - Jean Touitou, Tokion, March-April 2004
"I love a delicious meal. But most of all, I love to take a really good, tapered crap - especially when it's a no-wiper. That's very rare, but when you crap and it's just like, "That's so perfect, I am confident it's unnecessary to wipe," that rocks. You still wipe with one square of tissue, just to make sure it's as clean as driven snow, but you know you don't have to. There's nothing much better than that." - Jack Black, Loaded, March 2004
"Me? Big pimpin? I've been turned out by my wife and I have to bring her back the cheese." - Jon Favreau, Complex, December-January 2004
"And for the record all marriages are same sex marriages. You get married and every day it's the same sex."
- Bill Maher, Real Time with Bill Maher, February 27, 2004
"Yeah Usher got platinum plaques but can he kick my ass?" - Joe, King Magazine, March-April 2004
"He who cannot dance, blames the DJ." - Cup of Soup Commercial, March 8, 2004
"Worrying about others and there situations is what can stress you out and keep you down, worry about yours and you will prosper." - (shaken in by Ms.Laws)
"You only have one life to live but if you live it right, once is enough! - (shaken in by Peaches)
"What I hate most is when I betray my own beliefs with or without my knowing of it. When this happens I think, "this how humans are and we can't do anything about it." - (shaken in by Numchuck Jim)
"In the Democratic debates, Edwards says, "I can feel your pain because my father worked in a mill" and then Sharpton says, "My father couldn’t even get a job in that mill." - Taken from the Bill Maher Blog, Billmaher.com (shaken in by INVALID_ADDRESS@SYNTAX-ERROR)
"Common sense ain't common, cause everybody ain't got it." - (shaken in by Red)
"We wasn't supposed to make it past 25, jokes on you we still alive." - Kanye West (shaken in by INVALID_ADDRESS@SYNTAX-ERROR)
"A system of classification, classifies unlikely heros, sought after women who turn the minds of men into chaos by the stroke of the pen...." - (shaken in by poeticmstress85)
"There is no i in ugly but there's a u." - (shaken in by lil-krunkie)
"I dont know what weapons will be used to fight in World War 3....but I do know that World War 4 will be fought with sticks and stones." - Albert Einstein (shaken in by bashful95)
"Computers dont affect kids. I mean if Pacman affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching pills and listening to repetitive music." - Kristen Wilson of Nintendo Inc., 1989 (shaken in by bashful95)
"A good friend would bail you outta jail, but your best friend would be sittin next to you sayin we're fucked." - (shaken in by Snowflake)
"I'm not going to spend $9 just for a few laughs" - CBS's Andy Rooney to Don Imus on why he won't see Passion of Christ
"Champagne for my real friends. Real pain for my sham friends." - (shaken in by bigberfa421)
"Life is a box when you're chocolate."
– Forrest Gump… if he was black, negroplease.com - (shaken in by Chucktown Chica)
"Forever feed your dreams so that your doubts may starve to death." - (shaken in by AUCbound)
"Now niggas can't choose leadership, but take time to go out to Jacob or the dealership."
- Kanye West, The College Dropout Album (shaken in by AUCbound)
"My God boy your from the South, did you forget how to lie!" - An excerpt from "Black Boy" by Richard Wright, 1945 (shaken in by Stacy Lynn)
"Michael Jackson is the blackest man in America. You know why? Because he will not say what they want him to say. And that to me, is "gangsta". (Laughter and clapping)"
"He will not---I'm not kidding. Everybody tries to get him to say 'Yes, I will never sleep in a bed with a kid again.' And he says, 'You know what? You're the sick one. You're the sick one. I'm cuddling. It's charming. You think its funny. And I will not say that.' Who has more pressure on him than Michael Jackson to say those words? And he will not say those words. That's black."
"(Laughter) He will not say, 'My name is Toby.' He is Kunte Kinte. (More Laughter)
C'mon, you gotta give it up."
- Bill Maher, Real Talk With Bill Maher, Feb 20, 2004 - (shaken in by Jaylen Rose)
"I don't support the new school because they don't respect the icons of hip-hop, the originators. We've worked hard and for cheap in order for hip-hop to be where it is today and we received zero support."
- Busy Bee, The Source, March 04 (shaken in by D-Smoke)
"The syrup guy..DJ Screw.. I had the 3 'N The Mornin CD. I thought it was great I tried to sign him. I got his phone number and it was a crack house! Anyway, he was maybe too far gone by then. Either that or he'd still be around and they'd be drinking syrup all over the place."- Rick Rubin, XXL, April 2004
The good - I got a room full of black people to go crazy over my 80's MTV classics like "Hungry Like the Wolf," "Don't You Want Me Baby" and "Sweet Dreams are Made of This."
The bad - I did a dancehall set and then niggas (yeah I said it) started feelin on asses of females they shouldn't have been, so on impulse---a woman smacked the shit outta some dude.....bottled him up, slapped him up, cussed him out and sucker punched him....BLAAAAOW!!!!!!!
The ugly - Dude pulled out a gun and started blasting.
The real ugly - As I lay on the floor behind the tables I was thinking that perhaps if I caught one of these bullets I could do a "Through the Wire" thing and then black folks could feel my pain too....
The super ugly - I'm actually hoping to get shot so that I can go platinum?
- (shaken in by Peachi)
"I talk to a lot of my peers in the industry and a lot of them are really clueless. I don't know if the internet scares them or getting a computer does - cause half the hip-hop nation are high school dropouts. They don't know the world is moving ahead without them? The internet is still in the same stage as television was in the late 50's or early 60s - not in every home and not used as the market tool it could be."- ?uestlove, XXL, April 2004
