Tiffany "New York" Patterson is Back in the Flavor of Love Mix - 3:38 p.m.

Last night New York made her return to the Flavor of Love. It was teased last week and talked about on the web but that first episode burned me out - the screaming and yelling, fake black chicks, and jive talkers, the chick shooting doggie poo on the floor. It was damn near too much. Still, I've been watching with one eye on it, most of the time catching it in the middle or at elimination.

Last night I saw it from the start, just in time to see Tiffany P aka New York walk in the front door of the Love House and proceed to act like someone let her off the leash and said.. Bite their Muf*ckin heads off!!!

Flav brought her on the show to do the Bridgette Nielsen thing: help him to figure out which of these girls weaves were crooked, who's real, fake, help a brotha out like the chick friend you are to me. If there was any doubt that New York was out of her mind, it only took Flav walking away and saying deal with these girls to confirm it. They were headed to a photo shoot and New York is deciding if they look good enough before they take off. While they are upstairs getting dressed, she's yelling from downstairs like a drill sergeant telling them to hurry downstairs. They all come down except Bootz who decides she's not marching to New York's step. When she finally gets downstairs, New York checks her nonchalant attitude, tells her she's disrespectful and she better apologize. Bootz give her the bitch please-i-tude and New York screams that she's off the show. That's it. She's in charge and her ass is gone.

Then she proceeds to rip all of them for looking like trash, men, or whore-ish.. go back upstairs and you better be back in five minutes.

Reluctantly they go back upstairs to change and New York follows Bootz, and again, asks her for an apology. Thinking that she might actually get kicked off, this time she does And New York couldn't have been happier.

Later New York confronts Buckwild aka the hizzle my nizzle talking white chick. It really is the first thing anyone notices about her. The hip-hop slang just flows from her mouth, which wouldn't be a problem if she didn't look and sound so goofy with it. They go back and forth, put another chick on New York's S list.

After the photo shoot, Flav walks over to the girls to see what's going on.. it was another argument between New York and Buckwild. Flav takes Buckwild's side in the argument (for some reason he likes her *energy*) That sets off one of New York's tantrums, she storms off, says she's out of there and stomps her way out the door, with Flav right behind her. Outside Flav smooth talks her down and they do the hug and kiss thing - it's the first time that Season 1 feeling creeps back - these two are (creepily?) made for each other.

On the way home New York tells him that the only real girls in the house are: Deelishis and amazingly.. Bootz

Come elimination time Flav gets rid of Beautiful (cute, but kinda, just there) and Nibblz (internet stripper.. not good for his kids) Then the bomb drops. Or not. The rumor has been out for a minute but actually seeing it take place was a good thing. He asks New York if she wants to be back in the mix and gives her one his jumbo-sized clocks. He must have asked her beforehand because through the elimination, when the girls that don't like her got clocks and gave her a smug look, she was just smiling, like, yeah.. whatever.

Once the clock was on New York's neck, Buckwild ran up and said she wanted off the show. How New York is crazy and how she'll have to fight her, this and that. Call it saving face or just a keen observation, but Flav pointed out that all of a sudden she isn't talking with the YO YO accent > What happened to that? She says.. well this how I talk when I 'm mad.. or something like that and walks off... Whatever. Glad to see her go. She really made me throw things at the TV.

So now New York has a chance to be Miss Flavor Flav for a second time.. and I like her chances. As bobbleheaded as she looks with the weight-loss, and as crazy as she is.. she and Flav make the best match. A friend of mine thinks I'm crazy for that, that Bootz and Deelishis have mountains of ass.. which is true, but it means nothing, personality-wise no one else is gonna beat her.

If Flav learned anything from last season, it was picking beauty over chemistry is a bad move. Hoopz was over him the minute the camera was off.

I don't how the finale is live or not, but in an article a couple of week's ago, Flav mentioned that he was still with the winner of this season's show. If that's true, watch the next episode with that in mind.. which one of these chicks would/could he possibly still be with... or as he says, can be around his kids.

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