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Crazy quotes, inspiration, little known facts.. you figure it out.

Cooked up for May 2004

I've got a big iPod collection. And I don't really have CDs. I throw them all away. I don't have whole albums on there. Why bother? If there are four songs from the album on my iPod, then it's a good album. Like Carole King's Tapestry  and Michael Jackson albums have a good iPod count. To me it's all about the songs.
- The Streets aka Mike Skinner, Rolling Stone, 5/27/04

"I don't believe in age. When you wake up, each day looks the same, so each day should be a new beginning. I don't have an expiration date."- Prince, Rolling Stone, 5/27/04

"One advantage of writing "slave" on my face back then is that when I meet with a label now, they already know they're not going to be owning anything. Maybe at one time you could get Little Richard for a new car and a bucket of chicken. We don't roll like that no more."- Prince, Rolling Stone, 5/27/04

Here's a joke.. "Betty and Billy are married. While Billy's at work, Betty goes to the tattoo parlor to get a tattoo of their initials on her butt - a B on one cheek and a B on the other. When Billy comes home from work, Betty bends over to show him and he says, "Who's Bob?"- Joy Bryant, Esquire, May 2004 (Derek Luke says what kind of joke is that? click)

"True bravery is: arriving home late after a night out with the boys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and still having the guts to ask, 'Are you still cleaning or are you flying somewhere?'" - (shaken in by Bad Kitty)

10 Things You Don't Know About Women.. "No.6 - Crotchless underwear does nothing but make us feel ridiculous. Don't fool yourself into thinking it's a gift for us. It's a gift for you."- Esquire, May 2004

Sick of dudes claiming they 'kings of cities,' man.
I'm sick of everybody being Pac and Biggie fans.
I'm sick of people with they lil silly camp.
If they spit they would sell, hell they really can't!
Sick of chicks with weaves and breast implants.
If you ugly, who cares if your chest is enhanced?
I'm sick of A&Rs that invest in these cornball rappers, go waste money.
I'm sick of everybody in your crocheted skullies.
Now you think your conscious? OK, buddy!
- Shakespeare, "Dial-A-Freestyle", Complex, April/May 2004

"Style is knowing who you are, what you want to say, and not giving a damn."
- Gore Vidal (shaken in by Calhoun)

"When my confidence meets with other peoples insecurities that makes me arrogant." - Kanye West, Vibe, May 2004 (shaken in by Ashon 1)

-- Latest Additions --

"My newly lowered self-esteem coupled with my anger, depression, and an over-willingness to drink one too many vodka and sodas is just what the docter ordered to get me into the sack on the first date. It's true, I've eaten one too many bonbons in recent days, and my pants are feeling a little snugger. Yet despite my spare tire, ghetto booty, and the mountain of laundry taking over my room, I'm cute." - Dana Robinson, personal ad on Esquire's Brutally Honest Personals

10 Things You Don't Know About Women.. "No 7. The Brazilian wax is dead, seventies bush is back. Sorry if this throws off your internal navigator system, but we know you'll find your way eventually.- Samantha Mathis, Esquire, June 2004

What do you think heaven will be like? "It'll be just like earth, no difference. I've found that the earth is really good and I would just like a continuance of it. With a lot of mushrooms, mushrooms are my favorite."- George Foreman

"Looking back on the early days of hip-hop, it's really a part of our lives, but when I look at the 60's, it's ancient history. To young kids now, the early days of hip-hop must seem like ancient history because it's not something that they lived." - MCA (Beastie Boys), Complex, June/July 2004

"You can never put the message ahead of the music because if it's uninteresting, it serves no purpose. Music has to feel good first, and if it doesn't then what you're talking about doesn't matter."- Talib Kweli, Complex, June/July 2004

"In hip-hop, there is no rich or poor... Only style, and no style!" - (shaken in by ?)

"Never argue with ignorant people, because they will only drag you down to their level. Then beat you with experience." - (shaken in by ?)

"I'm not worried. There's something in there for everyone ... I became an actor for roles like Achilles. The juxtaposition of an almost invulnerable man, an isolated character covering an immense heart inside."
- Brad Pitt (shaken in by a-nat ~ now you think dude really said that in the spur of the moment?)

"A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery while on a detour."- unknown (shaken in by jirzygurl)

Is "Apple" an appropriate name for Gwynneth Paltrow's new baby girl? "It's a cute name. It's definitely different, has a little pizzaz. I mean, everyone knows the typical "fruit" names like Peaches. So I kind of like the name Apple. I once knew a girl named Papaya. That's as crazy as it got."- Felton Spencer, Today's Debate, Metro, Tuesday, May 16, 2004

"She'd stir my coffee. She'd drink it to see if it was sweet enough, and she'd leave this lipstick ring on my coffee cup. And when she passed it to me, I'd turn it around and drink from the lipstick to taste the coffee and lipstick - cause that's my mom, I love her." - R Kelly, Vibe, June 2004 (shaken in by godzchyle04)

"I'm so glad that VIBE is showing Ja Rule love ["Against All Odds", by Lola Ogunnniake, April 2004]....Before 50 Cent was around, everybody was a Ja Rule fan. People were up in the club all night singing every word to "Put It on Me" like it was the national anthem. Ja you have what it takes to win them over (and it ain't bullet wounds), so go ahead and brush your shoulders off!" - Miriam Lurry, Yonkers, NY, Letter to Vibe, June 2004 (shaken in by godzchyle04)

"It is what it is! What you trippin' bout?" - (shaken in by CCYAye)

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"I think Jacki-O's butt is bigger than Trina's. - (shaken in by Isaiah)

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